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De Darrah
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Posted: April/14/2018 at 9:50am |
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No" replied her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation."Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?” "No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.
She whispered, "Go look in the garage." |
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Sec'yBob
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that made me laugh out loud, thanks
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edwmax
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That's good De
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