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De Darrah 
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 Topic: ResurrectionPosted: September/25/2020 at 8:52pm |
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This one comes from Tazman. A
Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon,
he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now,
asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same
time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be
very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of
the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........The pastor called
on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection
that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It
took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for
the service to continue.
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Posted: September/27/2020 at 6:36am |
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it just goes to show you that you can never know what the little ones will say from things that they have heard.
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Posted: September/27/2020 at 11:59am |
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See TV is educational.
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Posted: September/27/2020 at 9:23pm |
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Margaritta goes well with those .... oh never mind
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