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De Darrah
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Posted: November/28/2016 at 12:18pm |
A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening
News
Last
Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned
over
to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to
get
his attention.
The driver
screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up
over
the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For
a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking
driver
said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of
me." The
badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't
realize
that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver
replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my
fault.
Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've
been driving a hearse for 25
years." |
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De
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