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De Darrah
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Posted: October/26/2020 at 4:42pm |
A man is stranded on a desert island. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” “Ten years,” he says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!” Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whiskey?” He replies, “Ten years!” She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!” Then, with a mischievous and flirty smile, she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?” The man replies, “Wow! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there!” |
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log cabin Bill
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Hilarious and I'm not a golfer!!!!
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Apparently too long ....
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