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    Posted: May/25/2015 at 10:50am
First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them,
"In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When
everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote rchadwic Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/25/2015 at 11:17am
That one was on the third tablet that Moses retreived from the Burning Bush.
However, it's still funny. And good to see you again, De.

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That was great! ROTFL
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EmbarrassedLol!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote goomba Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/04/2015 at 1:06pm
Just read this to my wife (who is a vet) and she laughed and said it was gross.
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