World's funniest joke

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   I was listening to NPR the other day when they said researchers had found the world's funniest joke. Here it is:
Two hunters are in the woods when one collapses and lay motionless on the ground. In a panic, his companion takes out his cell phone and dials 911.

911: "What is your emergency?"
Hunter: "My friend just fell down! I think he's dead! I don't know what to do!"
911: "Ok, calm down. First let's make sure he's dead."
Hunter: silence... footsteps... the sound of a gun shot.... "OK, now what?" 

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	I was listening to NPR the other day when they said researchers had found the world's funniest joke. Here it is: Two hunters are in the woods when one collapses and lay motionless on the ground. In a panic, his companion takes out his cell phone and dials 911. 911: "What is your emergency?" Hunter: "My friend just fell down! I think he's dead! I don't know what to do!" 911: "Ok, calm down. First let's make sure he's dead." Hunter: silence... footsteps... the sound of a gun shot.... "OK, now what?"
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