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    Posted: November/27/2015 at 11:37am
One day many years ago, during my married years, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
 
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and saw the confusion and called out:
 
"Are you Okay,  what's your name?"   "Hi  I'm John and I am OK  thanks"  I replied.
 
"John forget your troubles. Come to my villa and rest a while and I will help you with the cart later."
 
"That's mighty nice of you but I don't think my wife would like it."  "OH come on" she insisted.  She was very pretty, very sexy and very persuasive, and I was weak.
 
"Well OK I said", but I added again, "but my wife won't like it."   After a few restorative Scotches and water, I thanked her and said " I feel a lot better now thanks to you, but I know my wife is really going to be upset, so I best go."
 
"Don't be silly" she said,  "she won't know about any of this, by the way where is she?"
 
"Probably still under the cart" I said.
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oh ... you'll never get out that hole.    hahaha
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I don't golf, but is that a birdie or is that just par.Ouch
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I don't golf ether, but I do have a wife.
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