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    Posted: December/14/2015 at 3:22pm
John called in sick one morning, and said to his boss
"  I can't come in today, I am really sick, just don't feel well, you know a little off center, I think I will stay home"
 
His boss responded " Ya know, I have those days also, and when I do,  I just get a hold of my wife and well ya know, spend a little time in the bedroom, and boom,   I feel better"  John says he will try it.
 
So John hangs up, and a little while later shows up at work.  His boss says " I thought you were going to stay at home today?"
 
John replied,  " I took your advice, and by the way, you have a nice house"
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