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De Darrah
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Posted: January/05/2016 at 12:36pm |
During his physical,
the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity
level. He described a recent
day this way: “Well, yesterday
afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake; escaped from wild dogs
in the heavy brush; jumped away from an
aggressive rattlesnake; marched up and down
several rocky hills; stood in a patch of
poison ivy; crawled out of
quicksand. After all that, I
drank six beers.” Inspired by the story,
the doctor said, “You must be one heck of an outdoors
man!” "NAH,” he
replied, “I'm just a lousy golfer.” |
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