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    Posted: January/05/2016 at 12:36pm
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a recent day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake;
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush;
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake;
marched up and down several rocky hills;
stood in a patch of poison ivy;
crawled out of quicksand.
After all that, I drank six beers.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one heck of an outdoors man!”
"NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a lousy golfer.”     ROTFL
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