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    Posted: January/07/2016 at 11:59am

A Wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and
buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. 
Men will get it the first time.   Ying Yang

Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. 
Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the river"   Censored

This is a frightening  statistic !

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.   Clown

A young man   wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife 
something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her 
a mobile phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, 
it was her husband on the other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?
Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's 
one thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Dillard’s?   Wacko

He must pay !  

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mum and said, "He fought 
with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.    Dead

Today’s Short Reading From 
the Bible…
  

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be 
found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed   ROTFL    Taunt  ROTFL     TauntROTFL   Taunt

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"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Well,  I just had my daily laugh          thanks
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