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    Posted: February/07/2016 at 1:09pm
There was this guy who didn't have very much money, and he wanted to go to the Super Bowl, so he gathered up enough money to buy a seat in the nose bleed section.  He takes his seat, and as the game progresses, he has noticed that below him about two tiers, is an empty seat, with an elderly man seated next to it.

He keeps watch and no one sits in that empty seat, so at half time, he walks down to the old gentlemen.

He approaches him and says,  "excuse me, is anyone sitting in that seat?"  The old man replies, " My wife and I have been coming to this game since 1967, every year.  This is her seat, but this year she can't be here"

The guy then asks," well couldn't you invite some family member or friend to sit with you?"

And the old guy replies, " I tried but they are all at her funeral!!" Shocked
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Hahaha, I expected she was no longer upon the living; however I did not expect her to be buried and him missing the funeral. Caught me by surprise; good joke!
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