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Sec'yBob
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Posted: February/12/2016 at 10:45am |
OK any lawyers on this forum be kind, this was told to me by a lawyer.
A guy calls his lawyers firm on the phone and says "I want to talk to my lawyer" The receptionist says, "I am sorry, he died yesterday." He says thanks and hangs up. The next day, he calls his lawyer again, and she says" I am sorry he died a few days ago" and he says thanks and hangs up. The next day, he calls his lawyers office and asks for his lawyer, and the receptionist says" Sir, I think I have told you several times, he has passed away, why do you keep calling and asking for him? He responds " I know, I just like to hear you say it" |
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edwmax
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oh well ... 2 or 3 will take his place. Lawyers seem to reproduce faster than rabbits.
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