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    Posted: February/28/2016 at 4:46pm
Adam is toiling in the garden and he is having a rough go of it.

God comes down, and says
"Adam,  I can get you a partner, a wife.  She will be perfect in every way, she will clean the house, make good excellent meals, do your laundry  and be by your side for everything you do.  She will be indispensable, and will submit to you in every way.  She will be your partner, your best friend, and be the best in everything she does for you"

Adam says  "Wow, that would be great, what will it cost me?"

God answers  "an arm and a leg"

Adams replies " what can I get for a rib?"

Alright,  I have my flame suit onEmbarrassed
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Today’s Short Reading From  the Bible…  

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be 
found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed 
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In Beer there is Freedom
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