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Posted: March/01/2016 at 8:23pm |
A plane is on its way to New York when a blonde woman in economy class gets up
and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight
attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit
in economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid for. The
blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m
staying right here.” After repeated attempts and no success at convincing
the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the
pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who
refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and
explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying,
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should
have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they
land. The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a
blonde. I speak blonde.” He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her
ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in
economy class. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him
what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
“I told her first class isn’t going to New York.
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