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De Darrah
Matron Joined: November/10/2007 Location: Sacramento CA Status: Offline Points: 3419 |
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Posted: September/07/2016 at 4:51pm |
Acupuncture is a jab well done A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking Dijon vu - the same mustard as before Practice safe eating - always use condiments Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy A hangover is the wrath of grapes Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion Reading while sunbathing makes you well red When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under Every calendar's days are numbered A lot of money is tainted -Taint yours and taint mine A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat He had a photographic memory that was never developed A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses Edited by De Darrah - September/07/2016 at 5:12pm |
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Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |
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Sec'yBob
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I used to go to a massage therapist but I stopped because she rubbed me the wrong way
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PM Crestwood-Anchor #443 PM Meramec #313 X3 Past DDGM Dist #24 Lodge Education Officer Missouri Lodge of Research O.E.S. Chapter 129 WP X3 Legion of Honor recipient |
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GrimoireA3
Banned Joined: May/05/2013 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 625 |
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Is it true that Lions don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Please Note: I am not a Mason. And also, I am not an anti-Mason!
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