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    Posted: November/06/2016 at 10:19pm
Two Prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 
“Two Prostitutes - $50.00.”

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the
 sign or go to jail.
 
 At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."
 
 One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?" 
 
"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion." 

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around
with a large sign on their car. 
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

“Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.”    Evil Smile
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priceless

"It is humanity that creates god, and men think that god has made them in his image, because they make him in theirs."
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