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    Posted: November/28/2016 at 12:18pm
A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening News


Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned 

over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to 

get his attention.


The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up 

over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window. 

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking 


driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of 
me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't 

realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my 

fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 

years."  ROTFL
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