Location: Sacramento CA
Posted: December/17/2016 at 2:27pm
It's time to get some spirit around here.
So I'll start.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter!
Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received:
1. Thanks a
"Now then, please tell me, what is the charge against you?"
" I was caught doing my Christmas shopping very early." replied the man in the dock.
"That doesn't seem like an offence to me. What do you mean by 'very early?"Well, your Honour." said the defendant, "It was before the shop was open.
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PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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