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    Posted: August/02/2017 at 11:53am
The light turned yellow, just in front of a Fella.  He did the right
thing & stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the
red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman behind him was furious, as she slammed on her
brakes, & honked her horn, screaming in frustration, having missed her
chance to get through the intersection.

While still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window & looked up
into the face of a very serious Police Officer.

The Officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
Hand-cuffing her, the Officer then drove her to the police station
where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed & placed in a
"holding cell."

After a couple of hours, another Policeman approached her cell &
opened the door.

She was escorted back to the booking desk where the Arresting Officer
was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of
you the finger & cursing at him.
I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do"
bumper sticker, the "Choose Life" licence plate holder, the "Follow Me
to Sunday-School" bumper sticker, & the chrome-plated "Christian Fish"
emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car!

PRICELESS

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AMEN brother & sister!!!

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That's a good one.  Thanks for sharing it with us.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Adept? Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/11/2017 at 12:42am
Oh, I get it... Because christians are supposed to be "better" people right? HA HA HA! That IS funny!
"It is humanity that creates god, and men think that god has made them in his image, because they make him in theirs."
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