Didn’t see this coming

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Conjoined
twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. 

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're
joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to
England every year, hire a car, and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim
agrees.

"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful
Country...the history, the beer, the culture..." 

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John.
"Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh, Jim? And we can't stand the
English; they're so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us
Canadians."

"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."  

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	Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday, lads?" "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, hire a car, and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful Country...the history, the beer, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh, Jim? And we can't stand the English; they're so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us Canadians." "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
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