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    Posted: June/18/2019 at 8:08am
Two old people are setting in their living room watching tv when the woman gets up and starts to leave the room. He says, "My dear where are you going?" and she replies " To get some Ice cream." He ask if he can have some and she says yes.
As she departs, he asks if he can have some strawberries on it and she says yes. He requests that she write it down because her mind is sometimes not so reliable.
She scoffs and says "I got this" and continues down the hall. He then asks if he can have whipped cream and nuts and she says "of course". He once again pleads for her to write it down, [he knows how she is]. Once again she says, I know what I'm doing, ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream and nuts.

30 minutes goes by and finally she comes back into the room, and he says" Where have you been" and she replies, "quit bitchin' and come into the kitchen, your ham and eggs are ready."
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Sounds about right. LOL
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