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    Posted: June/21/2019 at 8:02am
One tribe had invited another over for dinner and as they ate, they talked.

One says to the other, "are these the usual missionaries we always eat?"

and the host replied "yes they are". The guest stated, they taste a little different.

The host responded, well, we kill them, take their clothes and then boil them with potatoes and carrots.

"Ah, said the guest, that's what's wrong, you shouldn't boil them, they are FRIARS.
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A pun like that.... You should probably be ashamed of yourself.... But, thanks. I needed that.

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