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    Posted: July/10/2019 at 12:29pm

A little Masonic humor

A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. Just before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the condemned man if he had any last words. "Yes", came the reply, "I hate Masons!"

"Why do you hate Masons?" asked the hangman.

"The man I killed was a Mason", exclaimed the murderer, "the Sheriff who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a Mason, the Judge who presided at the trial was a Mason, and all the men on the jury who found me guilty and said I should be hanged were Masons!"

"Is that all?", asked the hangman.

"Yes", replied the convicted murderer.

"Then you will advance one step with your left foot."

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote rchadwic Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/10/2019 at 4:13pm
Thanks. De..... I needed that. I am going to copy it and circulate it around our Lodge;
I suspect they'll enjoy it, too.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote De Darrah Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/10/2019 at 8:54pm
Yeah, I got it from Washington 20.  They shared it to my facebook page.


Edited by De Darrah - July/10/2019 at 8:55pm
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Thanks  ... it's an Oldie but still a Goodie  .... LOL
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