A little COVID humor

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   A lady goes to Walmart for some necessary items.  She is handicapped, so she has her service dog with her.  She is approached by a woman, who openly looks like she has an agenda on her mind. This woman has a large cart filled to the top with toilet paper.  The woman indignantly asks,  Is that your dog? and the lady replies, Yes it is.  So the woman asks, so what kind of service dog is it.  And the lady replies,  it is a BLD service dog. This woman, then leans down to let the dog lick her face and she pet's it fondly.  The indignant woman then responds, so what is a BLD dog, for what purpose? You don't look handicapped! The lady looks over at the cart full of TP and says, he is a Butt Licker Dog.  I have him because of all the people hoarding toilet paper.  He licks me clean every morning because I can't get any paper.  The cashier buckled from laughing and walked away from the register.  

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Sec'yBob Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Quarryman Joined: April/23/2015 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 468	Post Options Post Reply Quote Sec'yBob Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: A little COVID humor Posted: May/21/2020 at 9:28am
	A lady goes to Walmart for some necessary items. She is handicapped, so she has her service dog with her. She is approached by a woman, who openly looks like she has an agenda on her mind. This woman has a large cart filled to the top with toilet paper. The woman indignantly asks, Is that your dog? and the lady replies, Yes it is. So the woman asks, so what kind of service dog is it. And the lady replies, it is a BLD service dog. This woman, then leans down to let the dog lick her face and she pet's it fondly. The indignant woman then responds, so what is a BLD dog, for what purpose? You don't look handicapped! The lady looks over at the cart full of TP and says, he is a Butt Licker Dog. I have him because of all the people hoarding toilet paper. He licks me clean every morning because I can't get any paper. The cashier buckled from laughing and walked away from the register.
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	Tooooooooooooooo Perfect.
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	hahaha thats good
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