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    Posted: July/18/2020 at 2:34am

From an OES sister


A Texan, a Floridian, and a Californian all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

The Texan asks to call Dallas and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so the Texan writes him a check.

Next the Floridian calls Miami and talks for 30 minutes, When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.

Finally, the Californian gets his turn. He calls Sacramento and talks for 4 hours, When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When the Texan hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why the Californian got to call Sacramento so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since Gavin Newsome took over, the state has gone to hell, so it's a local call". LOLLOLLOL

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Given the way things are going here right now, I'd have expected Florida to be a local call, too...
Thanks, De...   Another day-warmer.
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I can't argue, Florida gives me as many laughs as CA and I love to send Florida news to a friend of mine who lived there for 20 years and then came back to CA.  I keep asking her whats the difference besides the bugs. LOL
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