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    Posted: August/20/2021 at 9:01pm
Dentists Hymn ----------------Crown Him With Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn ----------There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn ------------The Church's One Foundation
Tailor's Hymn ------------------Holy Holy Holy
Golfer's Hymn -----------------There's A Green Hill Far Away
Politician's Hymn --------------Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn -----------Open My Eyes That I Might See
IRS Agent's Hymn -------------I Surrender All
Gossip's Hymn -----------------Pass It On
Electrician's Hymn -------------Send The Light
Shopper's Hymn ---------------Sweet Bye and Bye
Realtor's Hymn -----------------I've got A Mansion, Just Over The Hilltop
Massage Therapist's Hymn ----He Touched Me

And for those who like to speed down the Highway - a few Hymns

55mph --------------------God Will Take Care Of You
75mph --------------------Nearer My God To Thee
85mph --------------------This Is Not My Home
95mph --------------------Lord I'm Coming Home
105mph -------------------Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folks.

I received this gem from Sister Carolyn


Edited by De Darrah - August/21/2021 at 3:18pm
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thank you  I laughed a lot Tongue
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Missed one ....
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The Undertaker's song:   Take Me Home


Edited by edwmax - September/08/2021 at 11:57am
"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."





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I like that one.
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