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Sec'yBob
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Posted: September/22/2019 at 5:35pm |
A burglar enters a home late one night. As he is pilfering items of value, he hears a voice..………"Jesus is watching you". He looks around, cannot see anything so he moves on. A short time later, he hears it again...…….."Jesus is watching you". He looks around, sees nothing and moves on. He goes to another room, and hears it again. he turns on the light, and sees a parrot setting on his perch.
The burglar says "are you the one talking to me" and the parrot replies that he is. "Do you live here?" "Yes". "What is your name"? and the parrot replies "Abraham". And the burglar says" What fool would name a parrot Abraham?" and the bird says "the same fool that named that Doberman Jesus." |
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