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    Posted: June/24/2015 at 10:37pm
I was standing at the kitchen window, and I noticed the single girl across the street come home from work.  She turns and begins to walk toward my house.
 
She rings the door bell and I respond.  She says " Hi, I live across the street and I just got home from work, and was thinking about going out tonight, getting drunk, dancing and getting laid.  Are you busy tonight?
 
I quickly replied "Why no, I have nothing on my schedule at all"  and she replied  "Great, could you watch my dog?"
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Yep, you walked into that one. Hee hee
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