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De Darrah
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Posted: November/06/2016 at 10:19pm |
Two Prostitutes were
riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
“Two Prostitutes - $50.00.” A policeman, seeing the
sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the
sign or go to
jail.
At that time, another car
passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."
One of the girls
asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"
"Well, that's a little
different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign: “Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.”
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Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |
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Sec'yBob
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"It is humanity that creates god, and men think that god has made them in his image, because they make him in theirs."
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