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De Darrah
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Posted: March/25/2018 at 7:21pm |
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. “Like, me sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked. My “doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was “only thinking of me”, she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and join something. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club. She replied, "Mother, are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?” I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.” I calmly replied, “Oh my, I think I'm in real trouble then, because I signed up for five jumps a week!!” The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be real fun. Just because you’re “Young” doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off! |
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edwmax
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De what happened when you came too .... was your mother laughing?
A goof one. hahaha |
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