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The girl across the street

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Topic: The girl across the street

Posted By: Sec'yBob
Subject: The girl across the street
Date Posted: June/24/2015 at 10:37pm

I was standing at the kitchen window, and I noticed the single girl across the street come home from work. She turns and begins to walk toward my house.

She rings the door bell and I respond. She says " Hi, I live across the street and I just got home from work, and was thinking about going out tonight, getting drunk, dancing and getting laid. Are you busy tonight?

I quickly replied "Why no, I have nothing on my schedule at all" and she replied "Great, could you watch my dog?"

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Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: June/25/2015 at 5:06am

Yep, you walked into that one. Hee hee

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