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Topic: World's funniest joke
Posted By: windrider
Subject: World's funniest joke
Date Posted: October/27/2015 at 1:53pm
I was listening to NPR the other day when they said researchers had found the world's funniest joke. Here it is:

Two hunters are in the woods when one collapses and lay motionless on the ground. In a panic, his companion takes out his cell phone and dials 911.

911: "What is your emergency?"
Hunter: "My friend just fell down! I think he's dead! I don't know what to do!"
911: "Ok, calm down. First let's make sure he's dead."
Hunter: silence... footsteps... the sound of a gun shot.... "OK, now what?" 


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