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Topic: After dinner KAP
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: After dinner KAP
Date Posted: November/06/2015 at 1:21pm
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom.
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen
twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No" replied her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse,
slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and
pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.  He took the crumpled bill from her and
smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.  She gave him another
sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties
and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. 
He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?”
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.
She whispered, "Go look in the garage."

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Posted By: CLewey44
Date Posted: November/09/2015 at 12:02pm
Lolol, that's good.

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Posted By: Sec'yBob
Date Posted: November/09/2015 at 5:22pm
Now that right there, is funny, I don't care who you are!!

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