My wife won't like this.................
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Topic: My wife won't like this.................
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Subject: My wife won't like this.................
Date Posted: November/27/2015 at 11:37am
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One day many years ago, during my married years, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and saw the confusion and called out:
"Are you Okay, what's your name?" "Hi I'm John and I am OK thanks" I replied.
"John forget your troubles. Come to my villa and rest a while and I will help you with the cart later."
"That's mighty nice of you but I don't think my wife would like it." "OH come on" she insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and very persuasive, and I was weak.
"Well OK I said", but I added again, "but my wife won't like it." After a few restorative Scotches and water, I thanked her and said " I feel a lot better now thanks to you, but I know my wife is really going to be upset, so I best go."
"Don't be silly" she said, "she won't know about any of this, by the way where is she?"
"Probably still under the cart" I said. ------------- Raised 2001 PM Crestwood-Anchor #443 PM Meramec #313 X3 Past DDGM Dist #24 Lodge Education Officer Missouri Lodge of Research O.E.S. Chapter 129 WP X3 Legion of Honor recipient |
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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: November/27/2015 at 12:50pm
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oh ... you'll never get out that hole. hahaha
------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Date Posted: November/27/2015 at 2:38pm
I don't golf, but is that a birdie or is that just par. ------------- Raised 2001 PM Crestwood-Anchor #443 PM Meramec #313 X3 Past DDGM Dist #24 Lodge Education Officer Missouri Lodge of Research O.E.S. Chapter 129 WP X3 Legion of Honor recipient |
Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: November/27/2015 at 5:31pm
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I don't golf ether, but I do have a wife.
------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |