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Topic: Just Another Blonde Joke
Posted By: Dustoff-00
Subject: Just Another Blonde Joke
Date Posted: November/29/2015 at 11:18am
"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...



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Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: November/29/2015 at 1:15pm
Oh yea  your back
Lest you've forgotten

Dumb we are born, stupid must be learned!
The ONLY dumb blondes I have ever met are Bleached blondes.

Your resident Blonde Lady.  WinkWinkWink



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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: November/29/2015 at 3:41pm
.... hehe ...LOL

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Posted By: Dustoff-00
Date Posted: November/30/2015 at 5:27pm
Originally posted by De Darrah De Darrah wrote:

Oh yea  your back
Lest you've forgotten

Dumb we are born, stupid must be learned!
The ONLY dumb blondes I have ever met are Bleached blondes.

Your resident Blonde Lady.  WinkWinkWink


Haha, Yes De, I'm back. Just stirring the pot a little...Big smileBig smileBig smileTongueWink

And trying to wake some of the others. 

p.s.  looking for a good bald joke cuz I know there are more of those types out there. 



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