Just Another Blonde Joke
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Topic: Just Another Blonde Joke
Posted By: Dustoff-00
Subject: Just Another Blonde Joke
Date Posted: November/29/2015 at 11:18am
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"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"... |
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Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: November/29/2015 at 1:15pm
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Oh yea your back Lest you've forgotten Dumb we are born, stupid must be learned! The ONLY dumb blondes I have ever met are Bleached blondes. Your resident Blonde Lady.  ------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |
Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: November/29/2015 at 3:41pm
.... hehe ...
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Posted By: Dustoff-00
Date Posted: November/30/2015 at 5:27pm
Haha, Yes De, I'm back. Just stirring the pot a little...   And trying to wake some of the others. p.s. looking for a good bald joke cuz I know there are more of those types out there.
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