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Topic: The employee who called in sick

Posted By: Sec'yBob
Subject: The employee who called in sick
Date Posted: December/14/2015 at 3:22pm

John called in sick one morning, and said to his boss

" I can't come in today, I am really sick, just don't feel well, you know a little off center, I think I will stay home"

His boss responded " Ya know, I have those days also, and when I do, I just get a hold of my wife and well ya know, spend a little time in the bedroom, and boom, I feel better" John says he will try it.

So John hangs up, and a little while later shows up at work. His boss says " I thought you were going to stay at home today?"

John replied, " I took your advice, and by the way, you have a nice house"

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