A Wife asks her husband, "Could you
please go shopping for me and
buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it
again.
Men will get it the first time.
Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the
carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll
check it out.
Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the river"
This is a frightening statistic !
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental
illness.
That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
A young man wanted to get his beautiful
blonde wife
something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy
her
a mobile phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its
features.
Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new
phone.
The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her
astonishment,
it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?
Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is
clear as a bell, but there's
one thing I don't understand though..."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Dillard’s?
He must pay !
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mum and said,
"He fought
with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am
coming to live with you.
Today’s Short Reading From
the Bible…
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient
wives would be
found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and
laughed
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