A lawyer joke
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Topic: A lawyer joke
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Subject: A lawyer joke
Date Posted: February/12/2016 at 10:45am
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OK any lawyers on this forum be kind, this was told to me by a lawyer. A guy calls his lawyers firm on the phone and says "I want to talk to my lawyer" The receptionist says, "I am sorry, he died yesterday." He says thanks and hangs up. The next day, he calls his lawyer again, and she says" I am sorry he died a few days ago" and he says thanks and hangs up. The next day, he calls his lawyers office and asks for his lawyer, and the receptionist says" Sir, I think I have told you several times, he has passed away, why do you keep calling and asking for him? He responds " I know, I just like to hear you say it"  ------------- Raised 2001 PM Crestwood-Anchor #443 PM Meramec #313 X3 Past DDGM Dist #24 Lodge Education Officer Missouri Lodge of Research O.E.S. Chapter 129 WP X3 Legion of Honor recipient |
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Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: February/12/2016 at 1:29pm
  
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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: February/12/2016 at 5:34pm
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oh well ... 2 or 3 will take his place. Lawyers seem to reproduce faster than rabbits. ...  ------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |