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Topic: A Golf Story:
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: A Golf Story:
Date Posted: February/28/2016 at 1:14pm
John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn.
  So, they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So, they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
  ‘I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
   'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in
the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn
and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got
on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.  But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.
   He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked,"Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at
on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?'
   ‘Yes, I do,' said Shawn
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
  'Well, um, yes!,' Shawn said, a little embarrassed
about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
   'And did you happen to give her my name instead of
telling her your name?'
   Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look,
I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.  Why do you ask?'
  ‘She just died and left me everything.'
  (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?...)

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