Adam in the garden
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Topic: Adam in the garden
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Subject: Adam in the garden
Date Posted: February/28/2016 at 4:46pm
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Adam is toiling in the garden and he is having a rough go of it. God comes down, and says "Adam, I can get you a partner, a wife. She will be perfect in every way, she will clean the house, make good excellent meals, do your laundry and be by your side for everything you do. She will be indispensable, and will submit to you in every way. She will be your partner, your best friend, and be the best in everything she does for you" Adam says "Wow, that would be great, what will it cost me?" God answers "an arm and a leg" Adams replies " what can I get for a rib?" Alright, I have my flame suit on  ------------- Raised 2001 PM Crestwood-Anchor #443 PM Meramec #313 X3 Past DDGM Dist #24 Lodge Education Officer Missouri Lodge of Research O.E.S. Chapter 129 WP X3 Legion of Honor recipient |
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Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: February/29/2016 at 1:08pm
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Today’s Short Reading From the Bible… From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed ------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |