Acupuncture is a jab
well done
A man's home is his
castle, in a manor of speaking
Dijon vu - the same
mustard as before
Practice safe eating -
always use condiments
Shotgun wedding - A case
of wife or death
A man needs a mistress
just to break the monogamy
A hangover is the wrath
of grapes
Dancing cheek-to-cheek
is really a form of floor play
Does the name Pavlov
ring a bell?
Condoms should be used
on every conceivable occasion
Reading while sunbathing
makes you well red
When two egotists meet,
it's an I for an I
A bicycle can't stand on
its own because it is two tired
What's the definition of
a will? It's a dead give away
Time flies like an
arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
In democracy your vote
counts. In feudalism your count votes
She was engaged to a
boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
A chicken crossing the
road is poultry in motion
If you don't pay your
exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she
got a new name and a dress
The man who fell into an
upholstery machine is fully recovered
You feel stuck with your
debt if you can't budge it
Local Area Network in
Australia - the LAN down under
Every calendar's days
are numbered
A lot of money is
tainted -Taint yours and taint mine
A boiled egg in the
morning is hard to beat
He had a photographic
memory that was never developed
A midget fortune-teller
who escapes from prison is a small medium at large
Once you've seen one
shopping center, you've seen a mall
Bakers trade bread
recipes on a knead-to-know basis
Santa's helpers are
subordinate clauses
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