50 years of marriage
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Topic: 50 years of marriage
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: 50 years of marriage
Date Posted: October/31/2016 at 10:33am
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some
time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck,
slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded
to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently
over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh,
stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same
manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became
silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
To which he
responded: 'I found the remote.'...
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De
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