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1. My
goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go ...
2. Ate salad
for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton
covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese... FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a
pizza …
3. How to prepare Tofu:
1.
Throw it in the trash.
2.
Grill some Meat.
4. I just did a week's
worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...
5. I don't
mean to brag but… I finished my 14-day supply of diet food in 3 hours and 20
minutes ...
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra
weight live longer than men who mention it ...
7. Kids today don't know
how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag
carpet to change the TV channel...
8. Senility has been a smooth
transition for me...
9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it
was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
10. I may not be that
funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I'm sorry, I forgot
where I was going with this ...
11. I love being over 70 … I learn
something new every day … and forget 5 others ...
12. A thief broke into
my house last night … He started searching for money … so I woke up and searched
with him...
13. My dentist told me I need a Crown … I said, “You bet,
pour mine over rocks” …
14. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order"
sticker on my forehead and call it a day ...
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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.
As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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