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Topic: HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ALREADY
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ALREADY
Date Posted: October/31/2016 at 11:24am

 Squirrel problems solution

 


The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
 
At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The Deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
 
The Episcopal Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
 
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church, now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
 
Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue, but it's rumoured that they took one squirrel and circumcised him, and they haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.



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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Posted By: Sec'yBob
Date Posted: October/31/2016 at 4:38pm
ROTFL

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