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Chuckle for Today

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Topic: Chuckle for Today
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Chuckle for Today
Date Posted: November/06/2016 at 10:19pm
Two Prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 
“Two Prostitutes - $50.00.”

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the
 sign or go to jail.
 
 At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."
 
 One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?" 
 
"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion." 

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around
with a large sign on their car. 
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

“Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.”    Evil Smile


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De
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PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Replies:
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Date Posted: November/07/2016 at 1:37pm
Goat Smile

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Posted By: Adept?
Date Posted: November/15/2016 at 9:54am
priceless



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"It is humanity that creates god, and men think that god has made them in his image, because they make him in theirs."



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