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The Trooper and the speeder

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Topic: The Trooper and the speeder
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Subject: The Trooper and the speeder
Date Posted: November/26/2016 at 10:34pm
A guy is driving down the freeway doing the speed limit, when he sees a state trooper move in behind him.

The guy speeds up 10 MPH and the trooper keeps pace.  He speeds up another 10 mph [over the limit] and the trooper keeps pace.  He continues to speed up until he is 40 mph over the limit.

The trooper finally turns on his lights and pulls him over.

He approaches the car, and asks the guy what he is doing.


The guy responds "  My ex wife ran off with a trooper and I thought you were trying to bring her back"


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