It's time to get some spirit around here.
So I'll start.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter!
Here are ten
useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather
not have received:
1. Thanks a
lot!
2. My word! What a gift.
3. Well, well, well ...
4. If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fitted
me perfectly.
5. Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things
around here.
6. It's great; but I'm worried about the envy it may create.
7. Just my luck to get this on the very Christmas I promised to give
all my gifts to charity.
8. Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5's Witness Protection
programme.
9. Frankly, I don't deserve this.
10. Really, you shouldn't have.
It was
coming up to Christmas and the Judge was in a jolly frame of
mind.
"Now
then, please tell me, what is the charge against
you?"
" I
was caught doing my Christmas shopping very early." replied
the man in the dock.
"That
doesn't seem like an offence to me. What do you mean by 'very
early?
"Well,
your Honour." said the defendant, "It was before the
shop was open.
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