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Topic: Christmas groaners
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Christmas groaners
Date Posted: December/17/2016 at 2:27pm
It's time to get some spirit around here.

So I'll start.

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve


Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter!


Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received:

1.  Thanks a lot!
2.  My word!  What a gift.
3.  Well, well, well ...
4.  If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly.
5.  Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things around here.
6.  It's great; but I'm worried about the envy it may create.
7.  Just my luck to get this on the very Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.
8.  Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5's Witness Protection programme.
9.  Frankly, I don't deserve this.
10. Really, you shouldn't have.



It was coming up to Christmas and the Judge was in a jolly frame of mind.

"Now then, please tell me, what is the charge against you?" 

" I was caught doing my Christmas shopping very early." replied the man in the dock.

"That doesn't seem like an offence to me. What do you mean by 'very early?

"Well, your Honour." said the defendant, "It was before the shop was open.


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De
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In Beer there is Freedom
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